IDEAL or interesting JOBS

My ideal jobs [considering the lazy pervert that I am]:

1. Furniture Tester
2. Hiring Manager for the Abercrombie models.
3. The guy who dots the 'I' for the OSU band.
4. Beer Taster
5. Proof Reader for the Golden Press
6. Adam Levine's Hairdresser
7. Snowplow Driver for the city of San Antonio
8. Fortune Cookie Writer
9. Prophet
10. Weather Forecaster
11. Wine Taster
12. Orgasm Judge
13. Dominater
14. The Pricing Manager for "The Dollar Store". [the guy who sets the prices]
15. Professional Whistler

 What is your favorite job?