It was the FIRST time I ...
- ... arrived in DC on time on a Friday.
- ... visited The Green Lantern.
- ... went to a BEAR Happy Hour.
- ... visited TOWN DanceBoutique.
- ... was accosted by a horny guy at a bar. [Accosted=felt up, kissed]
- ... was felt up by TWO guys in a bar at the same time. [I am such a slut.]
- ... kissed a guy in an elevator.
- ... ate a dinner prepared by Cubby.
- ... took three showers within any 2 hour period.
- ... ate Breakfast prepared by Cubby (and it was good.)
- ... got me a FUK-IT pack from DC.
- ... used said pack.
- ... got to know a blogger so intimately.
- ... saw I-395 with no traffic on it [except when it was closed for a wreck].
- ... am not going to tell you any more FIRSTS.
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ReplyDeleteGreen Lantern is awesome. My visit there also had a first like that. First time I scored 2 phone numbers. Had sex with 3 people in under 24 hours. And like you, got grouped and grouped many people. They have a way of making you feel very welcome there. LOL
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