Followup to the previous two posts:
HIM: Daddy want his dick sucked?
HIM: Can only come now.
ME: Come on.
HIM: OK be there in 10.
ME: I'm headed to the shower, let yourself in the side door, and lock it after you get in.
Get your shirt off and get on your knees, handsome.
It's a damned nice day, isn't it.